Maggie The Hogan Done Provoked My Wrath
Maggie the Hogan thinks JUST because she has a brilliant son who writes hilarious books and JUST because she's famous and speaks all over the country in places like Ohio and Iowa and Idaho and other states that have too many vowels in them that she can poke me right in the eyeball. She is feisty today. don't tell me if I spelt feisty wrong. I like the way it looks like that. Right now she is running a contest for 13 people to win a date with one of her sons. You'll want to check it out. It's quite shamefull really. don't tell me if I spelt shamefull wrong. And if you win a date with one of her sons, I don't want to hear about it, because frankly, we're not into the whole 'dating scene'. We've decided to go with old fashion arranged marriages thru spousal catologs. Yes Coie, that's right, SPOUSAL CATALOGS. We listed you under the heading ”Modest Young Smart Alek Who Thinks She Can Cook Better Than Her Momsie”.
I'm all a flutter. I need my smelling salts.
October 26th, 2005 - Posted in Uncategorized | | 0 Comments
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