Well I reckon it's time for a new entry since my last entry has become a point of contention.  It's not that I don't appreciate hate mail or mad comments, i mean, it's fun and everything, but I spose the time has come to move on to a new subject lest a whole rabble of saintly anti-drug cat protectors demand a public flogging for me on account of my hypocritical standards of holiness.  So, today I shall blog about my handsome husband who's just today got back from TN.  Well, that's all for now because he needs me. And he is very handsome today.

August 6th, 2005 - Posted in Uncategorized | | 0 Comments

I'm not accusing Gena's cat on being on drugs or anything, but I can't help but wonder.  It has all the classic signs… 

1) it sleeps constantly

2) it always has this overly mellow look on its face.  It looks like: “hey man, why don't you like come over here and totally pet me why don't you.” 

3) it sleeps constantly 

4) …and this is the most compelling reason for my suspicion, it lets my two year old hold it / strangle it/ squeeze it senseless / chase it / shut it up in boxes, wrap it in towels and cart it around like a little baby, etc.  As a matter of fact, it doesn't just ALLOW James to torture it, she actually purrs when he's doing it.  Poor stoned little cat.  What's worse, the poor cat has no hope for the future.  Gena can't have pets in her temporary rental so I inherited it for life.  And actually, that's all fair and well since she accidentally inherited our dog Kobe — the best live dog in the entire universe (after an unfortunate event that happened with our neighbor).  Anyways, I like the poor little stoner and I (SOON) hope to train my hyper little monster to keep it's hands / feet / toesies and lips off it. 

* This blog does not advocate drugged cats.  This blog does not advocate drugged people.  This blog does not advocate the torture of drugged cats.  This blog neither confirms nor denies actual drug abuse by aforementioned cat.  All hate mail may be sent to Gena@TOSMag.com

August 1st, 2005 - Posted in Uncategorized | | 0 Comments