Jeneric Jeneralities ~ by JenIG

Today was sort of funny.  I got this medical bill in the mail today… it was a bill for the whole poison ivy incident from the Family Walk in Clinic..  Anyhow, I had paid the thing in full
when they treated me, so I knew this bill was wrong.  So I called
up the billing dept and started explaining myself to the billing
guy.  And he was like, “hey wait… Maam? Listen, I don't know
what office you are calling about, I deal with a lot of billing issues
for different clinics.  What office is this for?”  To which I
brilliantly replied, “huh? what do you mean?  I just need to
figure out why this was sent to me”
He calmly said, “maam, look up at the left hand corner… you'll see the name of the clinic it'll say something like 'Parkway Psychiatric Services' or something”.

Now that is just plain hilarious. Parkway Psychiatric Services.  I am still cracking up.
That was the slickest way that anybody has ever called me a lunatic.  I love it.

March 27th, 2006 - Posted in Uncategorized | | 0 Comments

No Responses to ' The *Nice* Way To Call Somebody a Fruit Tune-Up '

Subscribe to comments with RSS

  1. MuckFootMom said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 4:39 pm

    now THAT …

    now THAT is really funny!

  2. DandelionSeeds said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 5:36 pm

    Untitled Comment

    alksjdf;laskjdf;aslkdjfa;sldkfjas;ldkfj…

    Thanks for the laugh… I needed it.

    Love ya,

    Amy

  3. EEEEMommy said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 6:03 pm

    Untitled Comment

    Very, very, funny!

  4. CAgirlwithasoutherndrawl said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 6:38 pm

    Untitled Comment

    that was VERY funny!

    Can I call and thank him for the laugh?

  5. tn3jcarter said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 6:53 pm

    I heard

    that you’ve got chicks on the way. I just ordered ours yesterday, but I didn’t get a great deal like you did. You’re going to have to share some of your shopping savvy!

  6. bek said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    awww, i'm not signed in

    and i don’t know what my password is. anyway, that is really funny! what did you say in response and did you get the billing issue settled??

    oh, i got my consolation prize in the mail today!! thanks for the draw write now book!

    bek, who is sure trying to tie her shoes is much more of a workout than typing away on your computer 🙂

    ps- my code ends in 666 …. i hope your blog doesn’t blow up

  7. DandelionSeeds said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    Off topic, but needs to be said…

    I am sending out a “mass apology” to everyone I told about “The Clean Heart, Clean Home Challenge”. I have received some comments in regard to leaving the button on people’s blogs and I feel the best way to make sure there aren’t others who are offended, is to apologize to those I sent the notice to.

    I feel just horrible that some thought I was “advertising” in some way when my intention was to share with other homeschoolers what I was offering as encouragement and a way for us to join together.

    If you are one who was upset by my post, please feel free to delete it and email me or leave a comment on my page and I will personally apologize. To those who have joined in The Challenge, I’m so looking forward to what the Lord has in store for us and hope we will all be able to bless our families and grow in the Lord through it! Thank you most importantly for seeing my heart. I never meant to disregard anyone’s post when I left the comment about the Challenge, and want you all to know that anything you ever have to say to me, whether on topic or not, is more than welcome on my blog. I will also be making a new category on my blog that will list those of you who don’t mind getting urgent prayer requests or information from time to time. I hope this way I will be able to avoid upsetting anyone similarly in the future.

    Thanks for allowing me to comment on your blog. I hope you will accept my apology (and not be upset that I’m “off topic” from your post, but I have many people to get to still tonight).

    In Him,

    Amy Verlennich

  8. HappyApple said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 8:25 pm

    Untitled Comment

    What a hoot!!! Your a crack up… er… I mean you crack me up!!

    Love,

    Dianna

  9. eyecorn said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 8:47 pm

    Untitled Comment

    Of all the examples he could have given!! My word, he picked that?!!

  10. Amber said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 8:51 pm

    Untitled Comment

    He must have read Gena’s blog and found out that you mail-ordered 50 chickens with NO COOP!

    0:) Amber

  11. TOSPUBLISHER said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 9:10 pm

    Untitled Comment

    Heh heh, he saw you comin’. Make sure Lukey studies for Wednesday ok?

  12. chickadee said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 9:14 pm

    Untitled Comment

    that is pretty funny. got the latin program! thanks! we listened to the pronunciation cd tonight. can’t wait to get started in it.

  13. drewsfamilytx said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 10:37 pm

    Untitled Comment

    Yup, he was pretty slick with that one!

    I prefer to not beat around the bush myself.

    Why don’t you start a post where people can list all the un-slick ways to say stuff like this? Either referring to being a crazy or just not being the sharpest knife in the drawer, or the lights are on but nobody’s home. Could be fun, huh? I’m sure Gena-bena could come up with lots! 🙂

    Love,

    Marsha

  14. quietcajun said,

    on March 27th, 2006 at 11:35 pm

    oh my

    that is truly hilarious!

  15. Mileshouse said,

    on March 28th, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    If the shoe fits…

    How hilarious.

    I bet that guy had been sitting there all week waiting to use that comment on someone!

    Melanie

  16. Melkhi said,

    on March 28th, 2006 at 2:43 pm

    Too Funny!

    By the way, maybe it’s because of my recent morning sickness, or maybe it’s because two of my kids have thrown up this week, but everytime I look at your header picture it looks to me like the woman is leaning over to vomit in the bushes. Her nose is not pointed towards that vase of flowers. Poor lady.

  17. LindaI said,

    on March 28th, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    lol

    Ok that REALLY made me lol. You just have to stop and say “Smooth One!” To that guy!

  18. lynan said,

    on March 28th, 2006 at 3:50 pm

    just makes ya want to

    keep making those types of phone calls, eh? NOT! No wonder I hate the phone…

  19. ClagettsFLStyle said,

    on March 28th, 2006 at 4:56 pm

    too funny

    ROFL. That was a very slick way of telling you your crazy. Don’t you just love to have a good laugh like that. Makes you feel good. I think God likes to have those every once in awhile.. like when I think I can go out on my own and run my life my way, not His. I think He just sits backs, watches me trip and fall.. has a good laugh and paitently waits for me to turn around and let Him do it.

    Thanks for sharing

  20. smlltwnmmmy said,

    on March 29th, 2006 at 11:35 am

    Untitled Comment

    Okay…you and your daughter have both succeeded in totally cracking me up this morning! I love that I can visit and get a good laugh when I need one!

Leave a reply