Jeneric Jeneralities ~ by JenIG

Ok, first…. A disclaimer: 

I was in the kitchen doing my dishes and feeling rather blissful at how easy dishwashing had become since I bought a certain little scrubby soap dispenser gadget for about $3 at Walmart.  During my great joy, I felt compelled to share this great dishwashing find on my blog pg.  Thus, I asked Ryann for her camera and snapped a picture of my little Scrubby Friend. 

Of course nosey Ryann wanted to know what I was doing, so I told her.  My brilliant future film-maker lit up, and said that it would be a much better idea if I was to show how good the Scrubby Friend was by doing before and after shots. 

I declined.  She persisted.  I called it the dumbest idea I’d ever heard.  She persevered with a phrase that always makes me succumb to very dumb ideas (like swinging on tree swings and going camping).  The phrase? It’s: “Oh mom, come on, it’ll be great memories”.  Sigh.  So I figured if I was going to act out Ryann’s little play I would do it with gusto.  So, here for your viewing pleasure, we (un)proudly present: 

 The Life Changing Effects of Scrubby Dish Gadgets

 

Here is poor Mrs. Dishwasher with only a lone dish rag to scour away layers of muckity-muck.

 

But hark, what’s this?  What could this be, which hath suddenly and magically appeared on yonder sink ledge?!

"traaaaaa ling!" 

 Oh, the bliss! The joy! The immediate miraculous changes that a little Scrubby Dish Gadget can make in an instant!

                                                                                            

 (yes, this may be the dumbest thing ever posted by any living human.  And yes, Annemarie, that is your dress. The one I borrowed last year and never gave back.)

 Here is a behind the scenes shot when nobody realized the camera was still rolling:  

 "Get back to your room, you snivelling rodent children! You’re ruining my big film debut!" followed, of course, by several sharp, skull cracking, rolling-pin whacks

Thank you for suffering thru our presentation.  You’ll be happy to know that there are no plans for a sequel.

March 29th, 2007 - Posted in Uncategorized | | 0 Comments

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  1. KarenW said,

    on April 2nd, 2007 at 2:53 pm

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    Fun show! My son is also a future movie director/producer. He's outside at this very moment making a new film since his teacher, aka me, is too sick to do school. No telling what he'll come up with but he seems to enjoy bossing his younger sisters around and movie making time is about the only time they'll listen. : )

    Karen Woodward

    Trusting the One Who knows my tomorrow

    http://www.woodward-family.com/karenwoodward/blog.html

  2. Anonymous said,

    on April 2nd, 2007 at 8:53 pm

    You look gorgeous!

    Jen, that is too funny! And you look so gorgeous!

    Valerie

  3. babean said,

    on April 3rd, 2007 at 9:50 am

    THAT-

    -was Hilarious! Tell Ryann it was a clever idea and I, for one, would enjoy more of said silly movies! hehehe

  4. Anonymous said,

    on April 4th, 2007 at 1:07 am

    Oh, gak

    You are the only person I know who can look good doing the dishes. Even if it was fake. LOL.

    You crack me up. You will do ANYTHING for 53 comments. You win a prize for that! But I am not buying it at w-mart. Would you PULEEEZE stop promoting that place? Gee whillikers. Go get the crazy gadget at some other place. I am sure SOMEONE else sells them. HMMMM…..how about the Schoolhouse Store? If you sold them there, then I would buy one. I don't shop at megamarts. Ok?

    Love,

    Nancy

    heh, heh. Guess which one.

    p.s. Tell Ryann to keep up the good work!!!!

  5. quietcajun said,

    on April 8th, 2007 at 10:11 pm

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    Okay, my whole family was watching a video and when I bursting out laughing they had to pause the video and all come see what was so funny.

    Kudos to Ryann… I am not really a laugh out loud type… but THIS DID make me truely LOL!

  6. kympossible said,

    on April 9th, 2007 at 7:25 am

    USA Weekend cover

    The scrubby brush thing made the cover of the USA Weekend magazine!!! I can't help but think the hype surrounding your promo here helped to bring this amazing gadget to the editor's attention! LOL ;~) Here's the web addy so you can see the cover if you don't get it in the Sunday paper: http://www.usaweekend.com/

    Blessings,

    Kym

  7. DandelionSeeds said,

    on April 10th, 2007 at 8:52 am

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    You truly are a NUT…

    Miss you,

    Amy

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