Oh Go Bless Your Own Heart
Now look here, you people cannot “bless my heart” anymore. Especially you, Marsha and Maria. You knock that off. I know what it means. Someone tipped me off and I'd rather hear the Californian phrase: “Like whatEVER you unwaxed surf board” or even the New York phrase: “Buy some brains you….” actually, on second thought I'd better not put the New York phrase in writing. This is blog is rated G and will continue to remain a family friendly page.
On to other things (things which have nothing to do with how blessed my heart is), you would be absolutely utterly incredibly undoubtably unbelievably amazed at how much hair one can grow on their legs. This rash is still so bad that I've been unable to bring myself to take a razor to them. I mean, I'm naturally overly-hairy as it is. Geo (my phantom husband whom I've made up and who is entirely fictional and who has STILL not left Cali) acuses me of being French (sorry to all you hairy french people out there). I'm not French, I just have hairy genes. It comes from being part Sasquatch. As a matter of fact, here is a picture of me and Geo last year when we were visiting Tahoe ( I sort of have a funny look on my face because Geo was tickling me — he's such a goose):
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on October 13th, 2005 at 12:08 pm
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Hey! My browser is acting up and I can’t see the picture! I want to see how hairy you are!!
I can’t see anybody’s pictures on these blogs. That stinks.
Whining.
Don’t complain until you can braid the hair in your armpits.
on October 13th, 2005 at 12:14 pm
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I do declare, you have flipped your furry wig this time. And Geo looks like he grew an inch. Congrats!
on October 13th, 2005 at 12:18 pm
ROFL
You know… I might have ‘seen’ you out here in Colorado… (hehehehe)… There have been Sasquatch sightings here… one of them happening to be some cousins of mine who live up in the mountains… some strange hairs were found on their trash can and some inside their home… hhmmmm… they had the hairs tested and they came back with no matches to any animals… they tried taking pictures of this thing that would grace their home.. (I think it was just a mountain lion.. but hey… you just never know..)
Anyway… I personally like the “mountain, european look…” I have blond hair on my legs so it doesn’t matter.. but, the hairs keep me warmer in the winter, warm on hikes… I can wear shorts in the winter time here in CO and my hair keeps me warm. Then in the summer my hair keeps me cool… just add water.
Here is a nice brush so you can ‘bless you hair!” *snicker*
Love,
Dianna
on October 13th, 2005 at 1:05 pm
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oooo, and people say i’m the weird one around here!!!!
hey, i’m trying to get through to that author…email me! 😉
on October 13th, 2005 at 1:07 pm
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Ha!
on October 13th, 2005 at 1:09 pm
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ROFLOL! So, like are you going to get highlights on that or what?
Ummm…errrr…ahem…aren’t you an editor? Well you misspelled undoubtedly and accuses. I may have to start proofing your posts before you activate them.
Sorry about your hairy legs…if it makes you feel better I never have to shave mine since I have great non-hairy Korean genes. 🙂 I know, I’m feeling a bit like a stinker today. Cup of sewer tea anyone? hehehe…that cracked me up the other day when you wrote that. Hope your legs de-swell soon, dear heart. Have you been putting cortizone cream on them like a good girl?
Bless you heart once again,
Marsha
on October 13th, 2005 at 1:11 pm
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Dalyn! You’re going to make me snort milk out my nose I’m laughing so hard!!!
on October 13th, 2005 at 1:18 pm
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*Snort* Reading your blog is always guaranteed to leave me ROFLOL! So, so sorry about your hairy legs….at least your dh isn’t there to give you a hard time about them. Maybe by the time he gets home you will be able to cornrow them for the Bo Derek “10” look. 😉
I really do understand as I was the same way. We had an important banquet in ANOTHER STATE that I was dreading (would have to be on a stage)as I still had poison ivy on my face and legs. It was actually quite fun (in a sick sort of way) not worrying about wearing make up during the week we were there as it wouldn’t matter anyway with my eyes swollen and my face covered in rash. My face cleared enough by the banquet night to wear some make up and I just shaved my legs with the rash as hairy legs don’t go well with a semi-formal dress. ACK! Anyway, had to take another round of Prednisone when we got home…but I survived the banquet and the poison ivy. Praying you will survive too…
on October 13th, 2005 at 1:48 pm
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Marsha…. of course I knew that I spelled accused wrong. um. It was a test to see if anyone would catch it. er. and uh, CONGRATS! you won. Where would you like me to ship your prize plants ?– they are lovely, three leaved foliage that you can enjoy for years to come.
on October 13th, 2005 at 1:56 pm
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So, since you’re like 146 feet tall, what’s the problem with those lightbulbs?
on October 13th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
Hmmm…..
That’s interesting… You look so less hairy (and shorter) in person. Bless your little heart, you sure do a good job hiding it. LOL 😛
I agree with carleyross if you are THAT tall, you should have no trouble changing your lightbulbs.
🙂 Amy Beth
on October 13th, 2005 at 2:36 pm
ROTFL
Marsha gets the booby prize…uh…er…I mean the itchy prize. I wouldn’t recommend collecting that fine 3 leave specimen to send Marsha, you might break out with a NEW case of the itchies, and you might get it some place worse than your LEGS!!!!
🙂 amy beth
on October 13th, 2005 at 2:39 pm
This can't wait until the 21 post..
there has to be some sort of federal communications doohicky that says you must post a warning about not eating and reading your blog at the same time.
Seriously, I almost choked to death on my pretzels and cottage cheese (probably just the pretzels) which would have severely tramatized my children for life. Think about these things before you post Jen.
~your TN friend that CARES about the lives of those who read your blog
on October 13th, 2005 at 3:49 pm
I've never tried…
eating and reading anyone’s blog at the same time. BTW, how DO you eat a blog?
LOLOL!!!!!
Love and shalom,
Serena
on October 13th, 2005 at 3:50 pm
Picture Word Association Time
First Word that popped in my head: RAZOR
Second Word that popped in my head: HOLY-TOE-JAM!!- just- lookit- them- big hairy-digits!
Okay that really is one big hyphenated word…in my dictionary anyway.
on October 13th, 2005 at 4:26 pm
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Honey, Yo last “lite bub” is gone!
But since you’re obviously coming out of the closet with your true indentity, you need to keep up with the rest of your kind ~ hey, who knows, you might find a missing relative here…….
http://zapatopi.net/bsa/
😉
H~
on October 13th, 2005 at 4:43 pm
No…. here is the REAL picture of Jen
Check it out…
http://images.usatoday.com/tech/_photos/2004/09/20/chewbacca-main.jpg
I think it makes her look very…feminine.
What do you think?
🙂 amy beth
on October 13th, 2005 at 5:49 pm
Ummm…
you might want to get a razor going sometime soon Sasquatch. There are people in them there hills that could make a buck off of catching the wild sasquatch of the Smokies. Look out National Enquirer, here she comes!
True identity of Sasquatch – Crazy Homeschool Mother of Six with Poison Ivy!!
on October 13th, 2005 at 5:59 pm
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Wax will not cut it.
on October 13th, 2005 at 7:52 pm
ROFLOL!!
Ow, ow, OUCH………….!!!
Only Doug……….
😉
H~
on October 13th, 2005 at 8:28 pm
I just have one thing to say……..
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on October 13th, 2005 at 9:01 pm
Jen, I found that wonderful picture of you…
when I did a Google search for “Delusional woman with imaginary husband, 146 ft tall, with a major case of the itchies, living in a log cabin with five kids, and 1 light bulb, neighbor to nudies, in desperate need of Nair.”
Yes, sir re-bob.. I typed that in Google and got that their picture of Jen! Ain’t it a beaut’?
😉 Amy Beth
on October 13th, 2005 at 10:43 pm
Gotta ask
Does Jen ever read the 23rd comment? Oh and I know a new homeschool mom that just moved into the area that is a hairdresser. I can check with her and see if she can handle this hair issue yoru having. Maybe just a trim….
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Maria
on October 14th, 2005 at 8:39 am
Who is?
Okay, so if that’s the REAL you….who’s the cute gal in your avatar? hee hee After all these nasty comments, I had to lift your spirits a little….
on October 16th, 2005 at 11:27 pm
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Ya know, this cut is so 80’s. Very dated. An updated do is an essential, dahling.
LOL! Leslie<><