Who's Your Daddy
A Personal Letter to Gena Renee Penelope Gertrude Wright Suarez,
Gena, I never wanted to tell you this before, because I do sort of care for you (as one might care for a parakeet or family fish), but I think you should know something important (medical records and so-forth should be looked up). You're not really my older sister. Mom and Dad (my mom and dad anyways) thought it would make you feel more secure, so we altered that and have been telling you that all along. I was forced to play along. We rescued you out of a little swamp where you were being raised by wild goats when you were just a young, hairy little thing. They were the notorious Swamp Goats that still terrorize the jungles of northern Nevada today. Anyhow, I just wanted you to know the truth. I hope we can still be acquaintances.
Jenefer Wright Igarashi
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on October 16th, 2005 at 7:40 am
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Make it stop, little sister!!!! Get that redirect off my page. You are SO dead for getting Mark to tamper with things. SO SO SO dead.
PS. What’s for lunch? Do you have cake?
on October 16th, 2005 at 9:16 am
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Y’all are killin’ me………….I think y’all need to learn to buck dance to fill your extra time…………
😉
H~
on October 16th, 2005 at 12:42 pm
ROTFL!!!!!! STOP IT!!! I CAN"T TAKE ANY MORE!!!
“siblingrivalry.html”????? Who is that boogying, David Hasselhoff? You guys are killing me! Before I die, I’ll send my wife and kids to East TN so you guys can support them!!!!
on October 16th, 2005 at 1:18 pm
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Jen, I just love your new word and you and your sister give me a reason to use it. ajldf;lskdjflksjdflkjsdlajsdfjsadjf;lsfk. Especially since this past week I’ve really been down to my last light bulb.
on October 16th, 2005 at 1:42 pm
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Y’all are KILLING me over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on October 16th, 2005 at 1:48 pm
My husband had to see this!
He didn’t know that he had any “long lost sisters” with his sense of humor. He’s jealous cause his company doesn’t have fun blogs like HSB & wants to know if he can have a sales position! : )
on October 16th, 2005 at 2:44 pm
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I tried to read your blog, but it told me to read Gena’s, so I did, but then a little freaky Donny Osmond guy made me come back here. Now I don’t know where I am. Let me out of here. I want to go to home.
on October 16th, 2005 at 2:48 pm
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How do you do all that anyway? I’m lost just trying to add a little counter to my page! Did you really have cake today?
on October 16th, 2005 at 3:27 pm
ROTFLOL…
Y’all crack me up. I must have missed the little man… bummer. Maybe you can make him come back again.
Have a great week!!! 🙂
~amy beth
on October 16th, 2005 at 4:32 pm
Personal Message
Dear Jen:
I really think you should halt this and apologize before you start getting angry emails from Swamp Goat lovers everywhere. Some people never learn. And you and Gena can just straighten up and stop this bickering this minute, or there will be no cake for either of you. Whenever I talk to either of you, you are always going on about how great your sister is. You are alway talking about how brilliant and personable Gena is (Blah, blah, blah) and she is always saying how pretty and talented you are (whatever). You two disgust me since I have no sisters other than the wonderful soul sisters I have found a TOS. Go hug each other right now and discuss giving me a raise. It seems the right thing to do as penance.
on October 16th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
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Mia, all you do is talk about goats and fish today. What’s a matttta wit you?
And the funny guy is up still. Go to MY blog by clicking on the neon sign at the top of this page. Sit there for about 1 minute and ENJOY. Jen is SO SO SO SO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on October 16th, 2005 at 6:35 pm
oh man oh man!
what are we going to do when the imaginary husband gets home? there will be no stand up comedy to click on!
off to see if Donny Osmond is still on Gena’s blog…BWAAAHAHAHHAHAAA!
on October 16th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
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Katie says,
"Do it again."
She liked the Hasselhoff running man moves.
Who knew you were a hacker too!
You girls have the Wright stuff!
Donna
Edited by Donnabooshay on Oct. 16, 2005 at 5:18 PM
on October 16th, 2005 at 7:53 pm
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You guys are so funny! I wish my sisters and I had a humorous relationship and I pray my girls will remain close and enjoy fun times like you two share!
on October 16th, 2005 at 8:22 pm
Final or just the beginning
What a month it’s been — itchies than EUREKA! the discovery of poison ivy – than something about nail polish and excessive hair growth – last of the lightbulbs in a far to reach place and now THIS! Will it ever end? ( sure hope not ) Stay tuned for JENIG’s continuing SAGA.. alksdjflkasjdflasdfjlkasjflksafdjlaskdfjka;ls
on October 16th, 2005 at 8:27 pm
Too Funny!
You guys make me miss living near my sister again! Fortunately, I did get to talk with her a bit today – or I’d be crying and laughing at the same time! So, now I can just laugh so hard, I cry 🙂
on October 16th, 2005 at 10:44 pm
Weapons of Mass Destruction and Redirects…
The right tools in the wrong hands…..can be powerful dangerous! Now what was that disco-ing BigFoot wearing a Hasselhoff Mask doing? Oh my Oh my…
Sing with me, Jen!: “They’re coming to take me away ho ho, hee hee ha haaa…to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see those nice, young men in their clean, white coats and they’re coming to take me away!!!!!!!!!!!!”
on October 16th, 2005 at 10:46 pm
I see David Hasselhoff has found work as a dancing web dude…
bravo…
You guys are fun!!
on October 17th, 2005 at 12:32 am
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Oh my gosh! I thought I would die laughing. Are you two sure you’re not related to my sister and I? She used to tell me that they found me in the gutter and felt so sorry for me because I was so pathetic and ugly and my parents knew no one would want me. LOL Thank goodness, she never thought of the hairy goats or there would have been goats in the gutter!! I love the David Hasselhoff thing even though it was rather frightening at first. LOL
on October 17th, 2005 at 8:40 am
Oh shoot!!!
I must be too late to see Donny Osmond……I had such a crush on him when I was younger…