New Contest, No Joke!
It’s time for another contest, yes? My friend Miiko puts together incredibly neat/wonderful Picture Story Activity Keepsake Books. She sent me one when James was in the hospital and we all love it. So anyways, I asked her if we might be able to use one for a giveaway, and she said, “sure!” Yippeee! The winner will be given this ebook, Ken and His Tow Truck Here’s how to win. Just tell me a joke. I’ll start with my new favorite, which I totally filched from somebody’s blog – what’s worse is that I cannot remember which blog it was, so if it was yours, SORRY! Knock Knock Who’s there? Control Freak. Now you say, “Control freak, who”. I love that. Ok, the best joke (according to my unpredictable sense of humor) wins. And just so you know, I generally laugh at things that nobody else thinks is funny (sadly, many of those things are lame senselessities that randomly pop out of my own mouth) – in other words, no dumb joke is too dumb to enter. In the meantime, while you rack your brain (and/or ask your seven year old for some good material), enjoy this entirely humorous page which was sent to me by somebody who knows me too well. ok… tell me a joke… |
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on July 30th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
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Does it have to be a joke? Or just something to make you laugh? 'cause I already made you laugh on my blog…by the way, if I did win, I can assure you that your 13 year old daughter does not want the 7 year old Ken's Tow Truck book.
Oh, and one more thing, I DO NOT want to marry more than 1 missionary. Just because I forgot the little ' doesn't mean anything.
on July 30th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
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Control freak who?
Lol….
No joke from me, just stopping by to say hi.
Oh.. my daughter's favorite joke from when she was four.
4yo (With big shining blue eyes twinkling): Wanna here a dirty joke?
Shocked adult: *gasp*
4yo (cracking herself up): The pig fell in the mud!
~~still cracks her up at 15, lol.
***No winner here. ; ) 15yo wouldn't appreciate it! ; )
Edited by MOMflippedisWOW on Jul. 30, 2007 at 9:39 PM
on July 30th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
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– Knock Knock!
– Who's There?
– An Interrupting Cow!
– An Interrup……
– MOO!!!
(shouted as the above person tries to finish the question)
on July 30th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
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I'm all geared up for this b/c my 6 year old read me a whole joke book today and then proceeded to read the whole book to her daddy this evening. this joke was not in her book but its kind of funny.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique (You 'neak) up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The TAME way!!!!
My godson, Logan (who is 3) would love the prize!
Edited by quietcajun on Jul. 30, 2007 at 10:21 PM
on July 31st, 2007 at 12:43 am
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I love your joke! I'm going to steal it and claim it as my own.
on July 31st, 2007 at 6:00 am
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What do you call a cow who has had a baby?
De-calf-inated!
OK, it's lame I know. And I have probably told it to you before seeing as it is the only joke I know. But I am all about effort right now.
~Annemarie
on July 31st, 2007 at 10:20 am
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A man was lounging around on a Saturday morning when he heard his doorbell ring. Annoyed, he got up and opened the door. Seeing no one, he looked around, wondering if some kid was playing a trick on him. Finally he noticed a snail on the doorbell button. Annoyed, he flicked the snail off, slammed the door, and resumed his lounging.
A year later, another Saturday morning, the man's doorbell rang once again. Seeing no one, he glanced at the doorbell and saw the snail, who said to him in a rather insulted way, "What did you do that for?"
on July 31st, 2007 at 2:15 pm
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One ship carrying blue paint collided with another ship carrying red paint. The crew is missing and believed to be marooned.
If I win, I'll donate my book to the next taker. I don't think my teenagers would fully appreciate it. 🙂 Karen (bensrib)
on July 31st, 2007 at 2:54 pm
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OK, my husband did this to me, then we cracked ourselves up trying it out on our kids.
One night I was blathering on and on to my husband about some VERY crucial issue (which I'm POSITIVE he was mesmerized by.) It went something like this:
ME: Blah blah blah. Blah didah dah. So what do you think I should do?
HIM: Hmmmm…Sounds like a case of "Updog" to me.
ME: HUH?!
HIM: Yep, It's definitely "Updog".
ME: What is" Updog"?
HIM: Not much. What's up with you, DAWG!!!
Myfriendconnie
http://www.smockityfrocks.blogspot.com
on July 31st, 2007 at 3:13 pm
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I can't beleive how much Bo, Geoff, and James read that tow truck book! It makes me want to read it and figure out what makes them like it so much.
-Ryann
on July 31st, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Funniest Joke
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
I thought, "This is a great contest!….I'm horrible at jokes" I love them…I just can't ever remember any. I wanted to submit something though, so I googled "world's funniest joke" and this is what it gave me 🙂 Completely unoriginal…I know. I'd ask my boys for one…they're always keeping me in stitches (or at least trying), but they're all camping with their daddy. When they get home, I'm going to tell them this joke…they'll get a kick out of it…if I can only remember it! 🙂
on July 31st, 2007 at 7:48 pm
Jokes
1. What do you get when you cross the ocean with the Titanic?
Halfway.
2. "How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"I don't know, how many?"
"Wanna ride bikes?"
on July 31st, 2007 at 8:29 pm
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Ok.. I was published in Highlights a LOOONG time ago with this joke….
MATT: Drat, this match won't light.
DAVE: What's wrong with it?
MATT: I don't know. It worked fine the first time I tried it.
hahahahha isn't that one the greatest of all…. MY Highlights published joke.
(pick me)
on July 31st, 2007 at 9:07 pm
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I'm so pumped…that was MY control freak joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How cool is *that*.
Is yer e-mail a workin'????
Your Long Lost Friend,
Shay
on July 31st, 2007 at 9:48 pm
My EXTREMELY funny joke
OK, everybody in my family (including me) thinks this joke is great. My husband and everyone else in the world thinks it is just awful.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
on July 31st, 2007 at 10:34 pm
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Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A Carrot!
on August 1st, 2007 at 2:04 pm
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this is a joke my (then) 8yo daughter made up:
Q: What happened to the man when he ate iron?
A: He got wiry.
deborah
on August 1st, 2007 at 2:48 pm
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This is from Little Richard…
Richard: Will you remember me in an hour?
Mommy: Yes
Richard: Will you remember me in a day?
Mommy: Yes
Richard: Will you remember me in a week?
Mommy: Yes
Richard: Will you remember me in a month?
Mommy: Yes
Richard: Will you remember me in a year?
Mommy: Yes Honey, I will always remember you!
Richard: Knock. Knock.
Mommy: Who's there?
Richard: You forgot me ALREADY!!!!!!!!
Are you laughing???????
on August 1st, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Tagged you!
I tagged you on my blog! Come and see! Read The entry before the latest then the first if you want but all you NEED to do in the first is read the end.
Thanks!
*GBY*
~Miss Corn~
on August 1st, 2007 at 9:41 pm
My 10yoDD made this up when she was 8
What do you call a battery that doesn't?
A BAD-tery
hehe, she loves making up joke and they are REALLY good too!
on August 1st, 2007 at 9:42 pm
FYI
It's me.
0:) Amber
on August 2nd, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Knock Knock—
"Come in!"
That's the quickest way to nip a knock-knock joke in the bud! I do love love your joke though, LOL!
On the way to the farm this week we had a little one reading jokes to us. Makes the hour fly by as we travel. Anyway, I missed the contest, but will be sending you a really funny one if I can remember it.
love,
N.
on August 13th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
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ok, this is an old one.
What is black and white and read all over?
A Newspaper.
http://laurawilliamsmusings.blogspot.com
on August 20th, 2007 at 8:28 am
I'm a little late….
for the contest, but had to share anyway as I'm getting caught up on my reading of "Jen's blog entries"…
Question: What do you get when you play a country music song backwards?
Answer: You get your wife back, your dog back, your truck back, your job back, etc.
Yep, that's it…that's my favorite joke and I tell it all the time.
julie